bedstain 

Common characteristics of this person include tiredness after sleeping and laziness in the morning, but usually the afternoon. Other qualities consist of repeatedly putting the alarm clock on snooze and listening to 'just one more song' on the radio.

When this special breed finally decide to get up some general activities may include phoning in sick to work followed by an extra dose of procrastination.

Danny was a bedstain, living life in the slow lane.
Shes such a lazy girl, a right bedstain.

bedstain by halooooom July 30, 2008

bendstain 

An individual who is both camp and extremely annoying. Stems from the terms bender and wankstain. Word originates from Wilson's Shool, South London.

"I don't know if I can down this glass of white wine spritzer."
"Oi Marcus, don't be such a bendstain!"

bendstain by Adzy01 June 18, 2014