Brawntosaurus

A long-necked herbivorous dinosaur dat did indeed "grow up to be big and strong from eating its vegetables".

Da Brawntosaurus may indeed be a seemingly-impressive roll-model for parents to cite when trying to get their sweet-tooth-oriented toddlers to gag down their peas and carrots, but I hear dat said ancient giraffe-statured vegetation-chomping lizard may actually have never existed, so perhaps it's less of a mystery why mentioning said chlorophyll-loving-and-therefore-muscle-bound leviathan is often so ineffective at convincing little ones to voraciously chow down on their salad.

by QuacksO February 19, 2020

brontosaurus burger

A big ass burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

by bradhannah August 4, 2008

Brontosaurus Trotter

The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.

"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"

by Smitch26 November 15, 2012

brontosaurus goggles

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

by shaunny80 May 9, 2006

brontosaurus brawler

a short or avg. height girl who is extremely aggressive and in most cases quite athletic and strong. always a bitch and sometimes a butch.
an aggressive girl who is flimsy won't do, she has to be physically thick like a tree trunk in that she will always bark a tough game and in many cases bite a vicious game as well.

Bruce Lee: aiyo homey, why didnt you stand up to that bitch?
Jose Contreras: u must be jonin! she's a fuckin' brontosaurus brawler, she could take on the Bears O-line for chrissake.

by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004

brontosaurus

A term used to indicate a very old person.

"That old hag's a friggin' brontosaurus!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

Brontosaurus

An incorrect name given to a sauropod skeleton. It was originally believed to be a new genus, but was later understood to be the same creature as the Apatosaurus.

Brontosaurus burgers couldn't have existed, correct?

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005