Brasent

A very strong smelling wee, often created by two people weeing consecutively without flushing in-between or the first wee after the night before

"Damn that was a brasent wee if i've ever smelt one before in my life"

by Sean paul fan club November 28, 2016

the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Bradentucky

Local reference to Bradenton because it is so ghetto and redneck. A combination of the two city names, Bradenton and Kentucky. See Bradenton.

Stoner1: We need to go to Bradentucky to pick up some drugs.

by Jmuabx August 24, 2009

bradenton

Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.

Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.

by Shannon Albritton September 30, 2005

Beasent

A Cleary that purchases fine ham off Hamlin. The hunt off children, and fine jewelry,How did it get the name Beasent?
Because of the most famous Hamlin who got nerds thrown at it. Cleary's can befound in the amazon or a small town in New England. They are dangerous creatures. Be aware; Kanye West recently just made a song called H.A.M which the song is based on his encounter with a Hamlin, Before He embaressed Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV music awards.
They attack under pressure and know intense fighting skills taught to them by Bruce Willis, from Die Hard. They can also eat large amounts of food.

"Honey the Beasent has attacked the neighbors gay son today, dont worry honey im on the phone with my boss, he's giving me a raise in gum." Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!" says the fat bitch.

by bemnarks February 22, 2011

Bradenton

Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.

Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."

by Smizzle Dizzle August 21, 2008

bradenton

tiny city located on the west coast of america's wang. if you are old you are here to die, if you are young you tell people you live in sarasota.

"I heard everything in Bradenton smells weird!"

by blairr August 12, 2006