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A Cleary that purchases fine ham off Hamlin. The hunt off children, and fine jewelry,How did it get the name Beasent?
Because of the most famous Hamlin who got nerds thrown at it. Cleary's can befound in the amazon or a small town in New England. They are dangerous creatures. Be aware; Kanye West recently just made a song called H.A.M which the song is based on his encounter with a Hamlin, Before He embaressed Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV music awards.
They attack under pressure and know intense fighting skills taught to them by Bruce Willis, from Die Hard. They can also eat large amounts of food.
"Honey the Beasent has attacked the neighbors gay son today, dont worry honey im on the phone with my boss, he's giving me a raise in gum." Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!" says the fat bitch.
Beasent by bemnarks February 22, 2011
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the common term for rent-boy in northern italy. also used for a derogatory word for a young gentleman who is balding.
olly newton is a propper Basento
Basento by bigmanofbass February 6, 2021

Beisenthal 

Dumbass,who's profession doesnt require much skill, usually a gas station clerk or a carpenter, Loveable yet goofy,looking , sometimes hairy with an unknown,sexual preference.
Wow that's so easy a Beisenthal could do it. ; what's with the goofy, face, you're looking like a Beisenthal. ; hey man don't drop the soap he may just be a Beisenthal.
Beisenthal by Whippersnappers May 17, 2013
A very strong smelling wee, often created by two people weeing consecutively without flushing in-between or the first wee after the night before
"Damn that was a brasent wee if i've ever smelt one before in my life"
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bearentine 

If your flaccid dick hangs lower than your ballsack, then you have got a mild case of bearentine..
Dude has a big ass dick, so he got mad bearentine game.
bearentine by K1NG5PAD3 June 25, 2021
Being a beast and decent about it. Being beastly decent or beacent.
"Being nominated for an award is decent but WINNING an award is decently beast! It's beacent!"
Beacent by Synthmaster Julius August 20, 2021
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