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Branflake

Someone who consistently hangs out with people he actually enjoys being around.
Wow he sees you all the time?! He's such a Branflake!
by NoobNasty October 8, 2008
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branflake

A consistently unreliable person; one who agrees to do something, but never follows through with it.
He's such a branflake! He said he was gonna bust up that wigga with us but backed out again.
by GruberGangster August 1, 2008
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Branflake™

Dayum i met Branflake™ and you didn't. Be jealous :P
by tieFOOOON December 16, 2007
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Broflake

A man who thinks he's a "nice guy" and says he will "treat you like an actual humanbeing unlike other males". But if you reject him he says "you're missing out" or "weren't that pretty to begin with"
This broflake got mad at me when I told him women don't like it when men pitty themselves when they can't get a girl even though they are a "nice guy".
by ICannotDeal July 1, 2017
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Boomer broflake

An older conservative man who gets offended when called out on his misogyny or racism. This man would like to carry on with his life, using offensive language undisturbed.
All the boomer broflakes are freaking out that saying what they really think gets them in trouble nowadays.
by Transylvania March 19, 2021
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Broflake

A commonly seen stereotype of the quintessentially conservative, heterosexual, white male, who despite all his privileges and advantages in life, is easily sensitive to any criticism or mockery. Unable to see outside of his own perspective, and takes everything personally, even when it's not about him specifically. Fragile like a snowflake, but with the mentality of a "bro." Usually denies or ignores reality and the very real struggles of other genders, races, sexual identities, etc. Represents those afflicted with the "fragile male ego" and is the opposite of "woke."
"Mike was deemed a broflake by the public when he went to a Black Lives Matter protest and shouted, 'All lives matter!'"

"Jared was dumped by his high school girlfriend for being a broflake after he commented 'Not all men!' during her presentation on sexual assault victims"

"Don became extremely butthurt after being called a broflake, and channeled his frustration into offensive, false internet comments about Hillary Clinton"

"When asked to confront the reality of the world's problems, Paul, a broflake, had a list of irrelevant excuses prepared, such as 'we all have problems,' 'make your own luck,' 'if you work hard enough...,' and 'at least it's not like...'"
by darthmader July 15, 2017
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Brangladesh

Brangladesh refers to Brampton, Ontario. It used to be a quiet country suburb, now it is largely populated by new immigrants to Canada.
Let's go to Brangladesh for dinner. I have a craving for curry and it's not that far away from home.
by C-ROY September 6, 2008
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