4 definitions by klar

crystal squeezer

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".

Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.

by klar June 4, 2007

When you crap in a toilet and don't flush, leaving unsuspecting victims to find your creation.

I can't believe I just added to that mud basket in the hopper! Thats a double-mud basket for the win!

by klar February 25, 2009

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar August 24, 2008

Someone who enjoys dirt bikes and four wheel drive vehicles.

I couldn't hear you beacause that braffer is making a hell of a racket.

by klar June 4, 2007