Baffler

See "Houdini."

Baffler by G-Dawg May 30, 2003

Baffler

A device used to mask marijuana smell by stuffing fabric softener sheets into an empty toilet paper tube and exhaling the pot smoke through it. Known to many as a "sploof," the term baffler was coined by the founder of Mello Music Group while living in Northern Arizona's Sedona/Flagstaff region.

"When we used to smoke in our dorm, we'd blow the smoke out the baffler."

Baffler by TheRealDonMiguel October 2, 2018

Biffler

The French word for slapping someone with a dick

“I like being a biffler!” Said the annoying thot

Biffler by Book69boi June 17, 2018

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

bafflement 

confusing or puzzling.

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.

bafflement by Morgan T November 10, 2006

biffler

To biffler, is the act of slapping an individual's face with one's penis. The word itself is a portmentau of two french words.

After I no-scoped him on nuketown, I bifflered his corpse so hard that he ragequit.

biffler by Destroyer Onii-chan May 10, 2018

Baffletility 

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'

In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.

Baffletility by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013