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Extremely tall, pimply and blonde. A person who likes to quote euphemisms and is surprisingly clever. Very good with the girls and likes to make computer games involving prostitutes.
Random Dude called Fred: Okkkkk so erm...what sort of video games do u like?
Tom: PROSTITUTES!!!!!!!
Fred: What's your favourite food?
Tom: PROSTITUTES
Hobbies? What do you love to do?
Tom: PROSTITTES!!!
Fred: urgh! Its as if your surnames Braben
Braben by eddybeans July 5, 2010
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the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015
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Braden drink 

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.
I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.
Braden drink by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010
Braven Pronounced: Brave - n Strong, courageous, warrior. Handsome, honorable and honest. Leader of many in fairness and truth. Good communicator and able to discern the heart of a person by listening to them as well as reading their body language. Respectful of God and respected by mankind. A man with a purpose.
Braven is a man of integrity, respected by those he leads and regarded as strong and courageous.
Braven by JumpinJax February 3, 2010
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. bralen is so fucking cute and delicious. his smile shines brighter than his diamond earrings, which his jawline could cut! Every girl wants to be with him and his friendship is a staple of popularity. He’s athletic, smart, talented, and overall an amazing person...the FULL package. He’s so fucking cool!! His body is beautiful and his abs are rock hard. Besides being a total ladies man he’s an amazing friend and is always there for you when you need him most. If you ever turn down a Bralen, it’s your lost because he’s one of a fucking kind.
girl one: omg did you see Bralen today?

girl two: yesssss! He’s so beautiful!!
BRALEN by Hannah bananah June 19, 2019

Barbenheimer

Conjunctive phrase describing the mania around the release of Gretta Gerwig's Barbie adaptation and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which both release on July 21st, 2023. Due to both films being long expected, many people plan to see both films back to back, spawning jokes related to how opposite the topic and tone of both films are.
"Hey bro, are you going to cosplay for the Barbenheimer premiere this weekend?"
"You bet I am: I have my suit pressed and my girlfriend's pink high-heels ready to go."
Barbenheimer by ragonkmasterp1 June 10, 2023
Word of the Day on July 4, 2023

Andrew Bravener 

a youtube celebrity from Canada.

www.youtube.com/andrewbravener
Andrew Bravener things:
man with short on time cinnamon bun
andrews own pb pancakes
vlogcandy
kitty walked a long time
Andrew Bravener by tconn January 27, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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