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A girl, who gets anything, they want.
I hate that Clarice, is suuuch a Brabender!

I can't wait to be older, so I can be a Brabender...

Didn't anyone tell you, we don't allow Brabending, here?

I can't wait to be dating a curvy girl, you know, a Brabender!
Brabender by Mekazael May 9, 2024
Brender - One who brends. A brend is a process in which you take RDFa that you "like" and brend it with other brenders on social media or other media channels.
Imagine how it will feel to wake up and see your your brend as a brender is REWARDING you EVERY DAY in a variety of ways...The best part? The rewards are the result of doing things we are already doing everyday (like brending songs, pictures, and games throughout our social graphs). Rippln HQ and Brending LLC An Ohio Company is excited to release a new cartoon that gives a broad OVERVIEW of how the Brending Rippln Rewards game works. This is the FIRST in a series of videos that will help educate, entertain, and enlighten the marketplace of how the rewards will be shared inside the Rippln ecosystem. We begin our new series with the story of a normal day in the life of Joe, (brender) waking up to his cell phone ... brenders everywhere. The video email will explain why many technology experts and entrepreneurs believe that Rippln will be remembered as the Renaissance responsible for the shift in our world as we know it today. Most folk are nomal people that just want to use the internet the way they like not what others think you like. That's why Joe was created. Joe Brender ROCKS! (pun) For the first time all the brenders of the world (aka- the Ripple Makers) (aka -brending brigade) are integrated into the Billions of dollars THEY are creating for tech companies. Keep Rippln! Rippln HQ Did you "like" it when you reddit ? Text RippleTeam to 90210 today and plug in as a brender with other brenders brending brends every day for free.
brender by Kiwanis2015 June 21, 2013

Bartenderita 

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt
Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

Brandered 

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.
I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.
Brandered by randomname12345 May 22, 2009

Andrew Bravener 

a youtube celebrity from Canada.

www.youtube.com/andrewbravener
Andrew Bravener things:
man with short on time cinnamon bun
andrews own pb pancakes
vlogcandy
kitty walked a long time
Andrew Bravener by tconn January 27, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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