Bróner 

Coming from the Irish word for sad (brón), prenounced Bro-Ner.

An upset or sad erection given by a friend. This does not have to be intentional by either party involved.

Peter: I was so depressed on Sunday afternoon in Marks.
John: Why?
Peter: Ah you know, Mark was slagging me and then he farted and for some reason I got a bróner.
John: Shit one dude.

Bróner by adamgarrioch March 6, 2009

Broner 

When a fan of my little pony get's an erection.

When Derpy first spoke I got a wicked broner.

Broner by Brony98 September 2, 2012

Broner 

An unintentionally manly inspired boner.

You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.

Broner by Addeh September 24, 2007

Broner 

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

Broner by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

Broner 

The accidental erection, or boner, induced by a male friend.

Oh shit, we gotta stop wrestling, i'm getting a broner.

Broner by McCullo January 28, 2009

broner 

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

broner by Delongpre Dannon February 7, 2007

Broner 

Erection gained from looking at the bread emoji

Oh man, I’ve got such a broner.

Broner by Dino Kysgwoahwowbehdjwja October 3, 2020