Ner

An exclimation used when something is not working properly, or when someone says something stupid.

Your computer crashes you say, "Ner!", or Jeff says, "whats a chode?" you say "Ner!"

by morpheus October 19, 2003

Ner

No. Nope. Hell no. Your mama look like gravy and rice.

You want some grits? Ner.
You want cornrows? Ner.
Did your EBT just get declines? Ner.
Are you onlys on that welfares? Ner, I be on dat food stamps to. (This grammar mistake is intended. This is created by a white person who cannot leave the grammar mistake unexplained.)
U got Sprint? Ner, I got Boost.
Can I get a quarter? Ner.
Sir you want it buttered on both sides? Ner, I want it butteredonbofsides. BOF SIDES.

by KalRog December 18, 2012

Ner

slang for boner

Dude! Calm your Ner, Kate Upton vid ain't goin nowhere.

by AlaskanFranswah December 07, 2012

Ner

The sound a cow makes. Commonly mistaken for the more popular but incorrect 'moo', Ner is actually the documented sound emitted by cows when they express themselves.

Ner!

Cows go ner.

by Pureghetto October 09, 2004

Ner

A black person. Looks like a monkey and is very dirty

That kids a ner.
I hate that ner

by bigrichardcock July 23, 2019

Ner

Not completely considered a nerd.

That sexy band geek is a ner!

That sexy book worm is a ner!

by Sly guy February 28, 2009

Ner

(nuh-er) adv
1 --used as a variation as no in a country form;

originated in the pants of two travelers named Taylor Thornhill and Ardan Runyan land of Pica-shit, Mississippi after a brief encounter with shrooms

"Ner, I will not get in your pants, Jared Foolon or Josh Kee-roz!"

by Funky Botch June 12, 2009