Boyfond

almost a boyfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.

Yeah, he's my boyfond. Its good enough for now.

by Headcircus August 25, 2010

Boofonda

The absolute Epitome of dumbass

"Boofonda GET OVER HERE"

by TheOligarchy September 25, 2018

Boyfand

what a woman calls her boyfriend after they've been together for so long that they may as well be married, but aren't. Mash-up word created by using the roots "boyfriend" and "husband" = boyfand.

-"hey, how long have you and your boyfand been together?"
-"15 years"

by absolutelyv August 26, 2009

boywonder

twunt, plain and simple

see Popbitch message board very bloody day.

by niomi March 26, 2004

boywonder

pretentious homosexual who wears his thinly disguised toupee like an aged nun's merkin; frequently rambles on about his incontinence and love of internet porn

After that curry last night I did the biggest boywonder in the loo.

by pj March 26, 2004

boywonder

An utter utter twunt whose constant posting of crap on the popbitch website shows his complete lack of humour, intelligence or verboisity.

"God boywonders posting again, send me a text when he has gone away"

by billieevans March 26, 2004

boywonder

Billious, inflated, beset with wind.

Given to self delusion and self grandeur in equal measure.

"You're looking a bit bloated, are you boywonder?"

"You're so wrong you are almost boywonder."

by The cast of popbitch March 26, 2004