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boywonder 

pretentious homosexual who wears his thinly disguised toupee like an aged nun's merkin; frequently rambles on about his incontinence and love of internet porn
After that curry last night I did the biggest boywonder in the loo.
boywonder by pj March 26, 2004

boywonder 

An utter utter twunt whose constant posting of crap on the popbitch website shows his complete lack of humour, intelligence or verboisity.
"God boywonders posting again, send me a text when he has gone away"
boywonder by billieevans March 26, 2004

boywonder 

Billious, inflated, beset with wind.

Given to self delusion and self grandeur in equal measure.
"You're looking a bit bloated, are you boywonder?"

"You're so wrong you are almost boywonder."

Beyonderful

An adjective describing anything that is far beyond enjoyable, awesome, admirable, or beautiful.
My woman is the most beyonderful sigoth a wonker ever had!
Beyonderful by Yaffenator May 8, 2012

Boymoder 

A trans woman (male to female for those uninitiated) who is attempting to present as their assigned gender at birth to avoid difficulties when people might notice they have transitioned.
For example, a boymoder might cut her hair short and wear baggy clothing in preparation for a family gathering so her family doesn't know she transitioned.
"I hate being a boymoder. Working from home is nice, but whenever I have to come in for a meeting I'm looking out of place with my casual baggy clothing."

Boonder Chooter 

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition
Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!