Boyfand

what a woman calls her boyfriend after they've been together for so long that they may as well be married, but aren't. Mash-up word created by using the roots "boyfriend" and "husband" = boyfand.

-"hey, how long have you and your boyfand been together?"
-"15 years"

Boyfand by absolutelyv August 26, 2009

boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.

John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*

boyband hair by uahuaf83ix October 19, 2009

Boyfond 

almost a boyfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.

Yeah, he's my boyfond. Its good enough for now.

Boyfond by Headcircus August 25, 2010

Boyband Party 

The act of shoving multiple G.I. Joes up ones rectum.

Dan - Where did Chris go?
Brian - He went into the bathroom with like 5 G.I. Joes.
Dan - Bruh...he’s having a boyband party!
Brian - bruh...

Boyband Party by TheBigSaucy December 3, 2018

boyband 

A band with more than one male lead singer. Considered 'mainstream' and often bashed by anyone older than 14 and American. Boybands typically have decent music, (although no one will admit it) seriously hott guys, and never play their own instruments. There are bands with all boys, and multiple singers, but these are not boy bands. They actually play their own instruments and usually keep the same drummer.

Some boybands...
Backstreet boys
Nsync

Not boybands...
McFly
Busted
Fall Out Boy

boyband by apathetic1 March 1, 2008

Boyband fetish 

A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:

With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert

People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.

Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..


. . . but damn it still hurts!

Boyband fetish by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007

boybands 

fucking gay, they are around for the chicks, money, fame, and to give me a blow job

i'm a boyband, wanna fuck me in the ass?

boybands by curved shit August 13, 2003