A british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls and men with Boyband fetishs/addictions. Features 'hot pictures and gossip' about all the boybands. sometimes contains free gifts (gay porn/condoms with westlife on it/laminated poster.
Liam:I have to renew my subscription to smash hits!
Graham:Quick to the newsagents!
David:Today there's a pull out picture of Shane Warne
Graham:Quick to the newsagents!
David:Today there's a pull out picture of Shane Warne
by Eisel Dier April 01, 2007
George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007
A word used quicky to trick someone into doing something they don't want to,counter'd by a swift door to the face or ball to the groin.
(Doorbell)
George:Graham?
Graham:C'min'out?
George: I ca(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, ur comin out!
(Door Slams)
Graham:Ow!
Graham:Want to knock for matt?
George: Matt No wa(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, let's go!
George:Can you pass me the football.
Graham:(High-pitched yelp!!)Eeiii!
George:Graham?
Graham:C'min'out?
George: I ca(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, ur comin out!
(Door Slams)
Graham:Ow!
Graham:Want to knock for matt?
George: Matt No wa(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, let's go!
George:Can you pass me the football.
Graham:(High-pitched yelp!!)Eeiii!
by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007
A bibexual is ....
....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh.
Aka: A die-hard man utd fan.
....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh.
Aka: A die-hard man utd fan.
by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007
A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:
With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert
People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert
People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..
. . . but damn it still hurts!
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..
. . . but damn it still hurts!
by Eisel Dier April 01, 2007
A person who strongly believes in god,reads the bible often and prays everyday.Yet loves casual Hardcore sex.
Bob:You see that vicar, she is a massive Biblexual.
Liam:Really?
Bob:How'd u think I got all this wine and bread from!
Liam:Confuddled
Liam:Really?
Bob:How'd u think I got all this wine and bread from!
Liam:Confuddled
by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007
A guy who wanks over David Hasselhoff (The HOFF), but has a girlfriend simular to Pamela Anderson.
Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.
Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.
by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007