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Bitch Boy Blast 

When a man who likes to act like a female shoot a hot load of cum at a preeschool's front entrance in a futile attempt to prove he is an alpha male, when in reality, he is only showing how much of an incel he is.
Keith: Did you see Dave last night? He performed the Bitch Boy Blast on Little Feats preschool.
Kyle: What a fucking incel.
Kaden: Absolute brainlet.

Big Boy Bear Blast 

Noun: The act of taking a massive dump.
Baby bacon: wow did you see that big boy bear blast he left in the bathroom

Big Daddy: Ya dude that was gross
Big Boy Bear Blast by Trn421 August 30, 2013

Boy Who Cried Blast 

When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
Boy Who Cried Blast by RBAK July 5, 2016

Black Boy Basted/Blasted 

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.
Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.

Boy blasting  

Wildly inappropriate and hilariously flippant term used to describe the rape of boyz.
Father O'Assthrash finished absolving his congregation of their sins and went to the park for some grade-A Boy blasting .

Brown Boy Blasted 

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.
Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted
Brown Boy Blasted by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012