A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.
Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
by RBAK January 27, 2017
When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.
Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
by RBAK July 11, 2016
The shit you take the morning after a night of drinking piss warm British beer and eating greasy fish & chips.
That Yank just couldn't hang with the locals said the maid as she cleaned the Brexited remains of last nights shenanigans from the toilet seat and surrounding floor from the young American tourist's hotel room.
by RBAK June 27, 2016
by RBAK March 16, 2016
The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.
Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.
by RBAK July 05, 2016
Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.
by RBAK July 20, 2016
by RBAK September 22, 2016