by RBAK September 22, 2016

A girl who doesn't consider herself a slut so she won't fuck you and instead will quickly blow you when the action starts to get a bit too heavy.
I was making out with Connie and as soon as I got my hand in her jeans she whipped out my dick and sucked me off. She wouldn't fuck me but at least she's a finger n blow chick.
by RBAK June 2, 2016

Andy: I was making out with Kathy and when I put my hands in her pants, I couldn't even get a pinky in her.
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!
by RBAK January 23, 2017

A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.
Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
by RBAK January 27, 2017

The act of quietly masturbating in your dorm while your college roommate is getting blasted in the bed next to you.
Kelly would always get so worked up and horny whenever Brenda brought home a boy to fuck that she’d inevitably slip a hand into her panties and have a finger party to the rhythmic sounds from Brenda’s bed.
by RBAK December 12, 2016

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.
Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
by RBAK July 11, 2016

When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.
Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.
by RBAK January 27, 2017
