Urban Dictionary: Definitions by RBAK

fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

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New York Knish

Having oral sex with someone when their mouth is full of mashed potatoes.

While eating dinner, Jerome got so annoyed with Janie's non-stop babble, that he didn't even wait for her to finish her mashed potatoes before sticking his dick in her mouth and saying, "How do you like that New York Knish girl!".

by RBAK July 14, 2016

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finger party

The act of quietly masturbating in your dorm while your college roommate is getting blasted in the bed next to you.

Kelly would always get so worked up and horny whenever Brenda brought home a boy to fuck that she’d inevitably slip a hand into her panties and have a finger party to the rhythmic sounds from Brenda’s bed.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

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Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

by RBAK July 11, 2016

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cockservative

A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.

Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.

by RBAK January 27, 2017

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