The act of quietly masturbating in your dorm while your college roommate is getting blasted in the bed next to you.
Kelly would always get so worked up and horny whenever Brenda brought home a boy to fuck that she’d inevitably slip a hand into her panties and have a finger party to the rhythmic sounds from Brenda’s bed.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
by RBAK October 13, 2016
The shit you take the morning after a night of drinking piss warm British beer and eating greasy fish & chips.
That Yank just couldn't hang with the locals said the maid as she cleaned the Brexited remains of last nights shenanigans from the toilet seat and surrounding floor from the young American tourist's hotel room.
by RBAK June 27, 2016
The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.
Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
by RBAK December 08, 2015
A girl who doesn't consider herself a slut so she won't fuck you and instead will quickly blow you when the action starts to get a bit too heavy.
I was making out with Connie and as soon as I got my hand in her jeans she whipped out my dick and sucked me off. She wouldn't fuck me but at least she's a finger n blow chick.
by RBAK April 21, 2016
The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017