Bovlix 

This is a sexy man, he is a shapeshifter, he has good intentions. Usually this man may appear straight, but he is actually a closeted homosexual. This man hates leg day with a fiery passion. 🦍🦍🦍

(EXAMPLE 1) Bovlix, I love you.
(EXAMPLE 2) Bovlix: I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums.

Bovlix by HMAR _SLAYER 27 November 22, 2021

Bollix

Word used primarily in Ireland. Has various meanings from derogatory term for a person to feeling tired or lethargic and also for something being broken.

"He's a stupid bollix".
"I went to the gym after work today and I'm bollixed".
"Someone drove over my bike last week and the front wheel is bollixed".

Bollix by Ramirez Shabadoo May 12, 2010

Ask Me Bollix 

A term used prodominantly in Dublin to express disapproval/disinterest.
Bollix is the pronunciation of the word "Bollocks", used in Britain as a discription of testeicles.
In Dublin Bollix can be used to describe both testicles or an individual.

See also: "Will you ever fuck off, and ask me fuckin bollix?"

Or

"That fella's only a little fuckin Bollix"

Will you be supporting England in the World cup?

"Ask me Bollix"

Ask Me Bollix by Frano September 8, 2006

Bollix

IRISH:
A greeting embellishment (friendly)
A derogatory description of a person
Of or relating to the gonads of a male
A statement of falsehood
A negation of a proposition

Greeting: Maher, ya auld bollix, how are ya?
Derogatory description: He's a useless bollix, that Maher

Bollix by John Savage June 4, 2003

Bovalixia 

The urge or propensity to say MOO while passing a cow

Joe's getting electric shock treatment to cure his acute Bovalixia but maybe he should just move to the city

Bovalixia by Stupidpebble May 18, 2009

I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

I will in me bollix by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

bolix 

verb...to mess something up. to confuse items in an arrangement. bungle. disorder

In counting from one integer to one several integers away, if they are out of proper sequence it would be said they were all bolixed up.

bolix by frankx August 21, 2006