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IRISH:
A greeting embellishment (friendly)
A derogatory description of a person
Of or relating to the gonads of a male
A statement of falsehood
A negation of a proposition

Greeting: Maher, ya auld bollix, how are ya?
Derogatory description: He's a useless bollix, that Maher
by John Savage June 04, 2003
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Word used primarily in Ireland. Has various meanings from derogatory term for a person to feeling tired or lethargic and also for something being broken.
"He's a stupid bollix".
"I went to the gym after work today and I'm bollixed".
"Someone drove over my bike last week and the front wheel is bollixed".
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Irish slang for a person who is insanely annoying (non-slang uses include but are not limited to cunt,fag and douche). Mainly used by rural Irish teenagers and/or farmers.
Farmer 1: Didja hear about Benny, the one who died?
Farmer 2: Ah sure I did, but he was a bollix himself. Couldn't have cared less.
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Literally, "fucker" .
Taken from the movie "The Comittments"
Joey: I'm Joey -The Lips- Fagan.
Jimmy: An' I'm Jimmy -The Bollix- Rabitte
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Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.
On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"
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A bollix is a synonym for 'mess up' but in urban dictionary context it means a girl who has had a good and close relationship with a guy but has completely fucked it up by doing some stupid shit. To be called a bollix is an insult.
I cant believe Sammy did that last night
I know, shes such a bollix
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"Look at me I'm from Athlone and I say bollix"
"Suck me bollix and call me Dexter"
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