Bovero

Last name, meaning cool guy in english

He’s a cool guy bovero

by Lastnamesknower November 25, 2021

boverdose

A boverdose is similar to overdose on drugs, only this time the so called drug is actually the hilarious brilliance of the comedian Bo Burnham.

Dylan: Have you laughed today?
Me: Yeah, I just boverdosed.
Dylan: I told you about Bo Burnham
Me: I know.

by gingersnappppper October 26, 2011

boversimplification

An oversimplification of a point, concept, or idea, blatantly ignoring all normal rational reasoning processes and glossing over critical facts and nuances to futilely rebut a salient point with a banal, insipid non-response that not only adds nothing of value to the conversation but actually detracts and obfuscates, making everyone who heard it/read it slightly dumber.

It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.

Joe: "The Yankees may sign Kevin Towers to an advisory position. His experience in the game should be a big plus to the front office. Despite a small budget hamstringing his ability to bring in and keep elite talent, he built several good quality teams in San Diego. Luckily, however, he won't be in an authority position so he won't have final say on anything."

Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"

Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"

Lanny: "..."

by Archimedes Torquemada January 25, 2010

bonerowner

When a guy has an erection

You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!

by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006

bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

by markopoko June 5, 2010

Bonerocity

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

Boneroma

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.

I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020