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bastectomy 

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.
Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
bastectomy by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

brosectemy 

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.
Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy
brosectemy by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectomy 

when you get a vasectomy with a close friend
Me and my friend got a brosectomy last Friday.
Brosectomy by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018

Bedectomy 

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)
"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog
Bedectomy by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Brosectomy 

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.
Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy
Brosectomy by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectamy 

When your Bro has a girlfriend who has him by the balls.
Bro #1: yo can Tim hang out tonight?
Bro#2: nah Kim gave him a Brosectamy.
Brosectamy by Rareguppy September 13, 2017