Bosectomy

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.

After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.

by sir_rapture June 24, 2009

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

brosectemy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectomy

when you get a vasectomy with a close friend

Me and my friend got a brosectomy last Friday.

by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018

Bedectomy

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)

"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Brosectomy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectamy

When your Bro has a girlfriend who has him by the balls.

Bro #1: yo can Tim hang out tonight?
Bro#2: nah Kim gave him a Brosectamy.

by Rareguppy September 13, 2017