howwonderfoo's definitions

mettles

When you mix skittle and m&ms together and brain gets completely mindfucked because you don't know what you're eating.

I don't know man, I think I'm having a mettles.

by howwonderfoo September 25, 2015

Nopeds

Nopeds noh-peds
1. To be sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations.
Used singularly, in conjuction with the shaking of head and the sound 'tsk tsk tsk"

"Did you know The President is having an affair?"
"Really? Nopeds"

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

nature's boner

When something in nature looks like a dick.

Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

brosectemy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectomy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

FOLO

FOLO
Abbreviation for:
Fear Of Losing Out foh-loh

interjection
1. Fear Of Losing Out (used to show concern about being overlooked at social events): I can't believe I have to study over halloween, major FOLO!

verb (used without object)
2. Attempt to make up for not being at a party by stalking the event via social media platforms: Of course I know what happened. I've been FOLOing all night.

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Babylicker

1.To exhibit a cringing amount affection and flattery to please a baby like speaking in a high pitched voice, screaming, fondling the baby.
Usually used to describe females who over-react upon seeing a baby.

Girl: "OMG he's so adorable! I want to squeeze it so hard that his eyeballs pop out!"
Guy: "Calm down, you are such a babylicker!"

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013