brosectmy 

when you have surgery to remove a testicle and give it to a bro-friend

i just had a brosectmy yesterday so i cant have sex

brosectmy by BRADYN69420 May 3, 2018

Brosect 

To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:

a) Talking to another bro.

b) Talking to a chick.

c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).

Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."

Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"

Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'

Bro: "Dude.."

Brosect by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010

Bosectomy 

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.

After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.

Bosectomy by sir_rapture June 24, 2009

brosectemy 

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

brosectemy by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectomy 

when you get a vasectomy with a close friend

Me and my friend got a brosectomy last Friday.

Brosectomy by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018

Brosectomy 

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy

Brosectomy by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectamy 

When your Bro has a girlfriend who has him by the balls.

Bro #1: yo can Tim hang out tonight?
Bro#2: nah Kim gave him a Brosectamy.

Brosectamy by Rareguppy September 13, 2017