Brosectamy 

When your Bro has a girlfriend who has him by the balls.

Bro #1: yo can Tim hang out tonight?
Bro#2: nah Kim gave him a Brosectamy.

Brosectamy by Rareguppy September 13, 2017

Bosectomy 

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.

After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.

Bosectomy by sir_rapture June 24, 2009

brosectemy 

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

brosectemy by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectomy 

when you get a vasectomy with a close friend

Me and my friend got a brosectomy last Friday.

Brosectomy by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018

Brosectomy 

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy

Brosectomy by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

brosectmy 

when you have surgery to remove a testicle and give it to a bro-friend

i just had a brosectmy yesterday so i cant have sex

brosectmy by BRADYN69420 May 3, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020