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bellectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's bellend
If you dont stop pissng me off im going to give you a bellectomy
bellectomy by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005
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Bosectomy 

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.
After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.
Bosectomy by sir_rapture June 24, 2009

Bullectomy 

Bullectomy:

Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)

Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)

Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.

Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).

Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.

Used in a sentence:

“What a bollectified bollect!”
See above for Bullectomy in a sentence.
Bullectomy by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022

ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Yo dude, David's dog Yoyo just had a ballectomy done, he ain got no balls mo, HOSS.
ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 7, 2024

Ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Damn his dog got a ballectomy! He ain't go no ballno mo' HOSS
Ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 9, 2024
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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