Bassectomy

to vibrate a mans testicles from a filthy bassline to the point of causing ejaculation and imminent loss of fertility and use of the penis.

naw sheet nigga that bassline cut like a knife shit gave u a rull bassectomy nigga.

Bassectomy by Unicron420 March 22, 2011

Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

Assectomy by Marthakay November 9, 2008

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Bassectomy • bastectomy • Assectomy • ballectomy • ballsectomy • Brosectomy • Bosectomy • Double Assectomy

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

bastectomy by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008