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mind-bogdanning
mind-bogdanning (mind-BOG · dan · ing). 1. Adj. To be in a state of complete incomprehension and bewilderment, usually in response to liberal hypocrisy or something BJ (left fielder for Infidels Softball) has said or done. 2. A state of awe when BJ informs you of his financial position. Only effective on weak-minded and horny females that can’t remember the last time they had any cock, so they’ll settle for anything.
“Ted Kennedy’s position to raise minimum wages to $10 an hour is completely mind-bogdanning.”
“It is mind-bogdanning that BJ missed the cutoff man again on the relay to third base.”
“It wasn’t the alcohol, she was mind-bogdanned when he said how much his 401k is worth.”
Verb. “BJ totally mind-bogdanned her as he casually mentioned his GS-15 status within the federal government.”
“It is mind-bogdanning that BJ missed the cutoff man again on the relay to third base.”
“It wasn’t the alcohol, she was mind-bogdanned when he said how much his 401k is worth.”
Verb. “BJ totally mind-bogdanned her as he casually mentioned his GS-15 status within the federal government.”
mind-bogdanning by 84 Cavalier October 19, 2008
Bogdan's Law
In the PC game, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, when one player has low health, a high health player, usually with an AWP(sniper rifle), switch weapons with each other, to give the low health player a 1-shot, 1-kill opportunity. Usually carried out when the team with the hurt player has a 1 or more man advantage, allowing the higher-health player to take battles.
Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.
Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.
Mike: "I'm 1hp, Bogdan me"
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*
or
Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*
or
Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*
Bogdan's Law by MajorSer April 2, 2017
Bordinal
-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
Bogdana
The best person in the entire world; talking to her will make all of your problems go away and put you in a permanent mindstate of nirvana and peace. She is the cutest person in existence while also simultaneously being extremely hot. Her drive is completely unmatched in the world; she's been through the worst and continues to strive on and reminds me that there's time to change. I would hope that everyone meets a Bogdana in their life, but she's one of a kind and will never be nearly replicated.
Bogdana, will you marry me?
Bogdana by toadstool69 March 17, 2021