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Booze-Hag'n
Two or more former girls-about-town, that go out for a night of drinking, debauchery, ego-massage & cougaring.
Husband generally takes care of children at home.
Husband generally takes care of children at home.
Booze-Hag'n by Full Chinese'n June 4, 2009
booze hag
A magically inebriated creature of the female persuasion indigenous to drop-zone bars whose morally ambiguous activities include: consumption of shockingly excessive amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day; a continuous fascination with simplistic distractions, shiny objects included; year round sluttiness that rivals the antics of spring break in Daytona Beach; an unknown source of never-ending income that fuels the always escalating shenanigans; and a complete inability to comprehend "what the big deal is" with any of the aforementioned behaviors or the potential consequences inherent to them.
That booze hag couldn't set up a four pole tent on her own but somehow created a fortress of empty drinks and broken dreams around it.
booze hag by jeramy_with_an_a April 26, 2014
boozebag
boozebag by Fritzkafka August 5, 2005
Boozeage
Boozeage by Mikey to the S July 27, 2008
boozefag
(booz-faag), noun
Etymology: originated as misheard version of douchebag.
Any male who displays several of the following traits: popped collar on pastel-coloured polo shirt; diamond stud earing; camoflage cargo shorts; flip-flops; large, designer sunglasses with white frames (most commonly seen on top of head); shell necklace; intent to pick up girls who are illegally and/or immorally young; has called at least five different people a fag in the last 30 minutes.
Etymology: originated as misheard version of douchebag.
Any male who displays several of the following traits: popped collar on pastel-coloured polo shirt; diamond stud earing; camoflage cargo shorts; flip-flops; large, designer sunglasses with white frames (most commonly seen on top of head); shell necklace; intent to pick up girls who are illegally and/or immorally young; has called at least five different people a fag in the last 30 minutes.
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