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boozefag 

(booz-faag), noun
Etymology: originated as misheard version of douchebag.
Any male who displays several of the following traits: popped collar on pastel-coloured polo shirt; diamond stud earing; camoflage cargo shorts; flip-flops; large, designer sunglasses with white frames (most commonly seen on top of head); shell necklace; intent to pick up girls who are illegally and/or immorally young; has called at least five different people a fag in the last 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey fucker are you going to that high school dance this weekend!? Should be some pussy!
Guy 2: No man I'm probably going to to dress like an adult and hang out with girls my own age.
Guy 1: Faggot!
Guy 2 (under breath): Boozefag.
boozefag by ensomp September 30, 2009

boozebag 

Someone who consumes copious amounts of alcohol and remains unaffected.
Megan can hold her drink. She is a total boozebag.
boozebag by Fritzkafka August 5, 2005

Boozeage 

Any form of alcoholic beverage, including beer, wine coolers, and whiskey.
I drank so much boozeage, I ended up getting someone to penor me.

Lets go get some boozeage!
Boozeage by Mikey to the S July 27, 2008

boozebag 

One who loves booze. Similar to booze-hound.
I see you've been on the sauce again, Dukie, you fucking boozebag!
boozebag by Gheorghe Hagi August 8, 2005

Boozehag 

Booze.hag

–noun
1. Pathology. a female suffering from alcoholism and uglyness.

dam shes a boozehag,
Boozehag by hmmmnz February 13, 2009

Boozebag 

Someone who is a high functioning alcoholic; someone who is otherwise incompetent and forgetful.
Tammy is a total boozebag. She forgot to put me on the schedule for night shift and then gave the shift to someone else!”
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