1 definition by jeramy_with_an_a
A magically inebriated creature of the female persuasion indigenous to drop-zone bars whose morally ambiguous activities include: consumption of shockingly excessive amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day; a continuous fascination with simplistic distractions, shiny objects included; year round sluttiness that rivals the antics of spring break in Daytona Beach; an unknown source of never-ending income that fuels the always escalating shenanigans; and a complete inability to comprehend "what the big deal is" with any of the aforementioned behaviors or the potential consequences inherent to them.
That booze hag couldn't set up a four pole tent on her own but somehow created a fortress of empty drinks and broken dreams around it.
by jeramy_with_an_a April 25, 2014