by Marcushasaminionkink September 10, 2021
Get the Boomer Tam mug.Boomerjam- When a bunch of baby boomers on their personal electric scooters or on foot with canes or walkers jam up the isle at "The Walmart" trying to remember what they were shopping for causing all other shoppers to come to a complete halt.
A young girl waits in the car outside a store as her boyfriend returns....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
by LastTraintoMemphis June 28, 2019
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"Hey, have you ever heard Thunderstruck by ACDC?"
"Yeah Bro, my Dad plays it all the time. It's a total boomerjam."
"Yeah Bro, my Dad plays it all the time. It's a total boomerjam."
by Robinhayaka April 27, 2021
Get the Boomerjam mug.Someone who identifies as a libertarian but has a boomer mentality. Boomertarians hate everything fun and turn the younger generations such as millennials off to libertarianism & the Libertarian Party. They are the ones who are more likely to reject the anarchists and anything else that will actually help grow the Libertarian Party or the liberty movement. They wouldn't understand humor and satire if it hit them in the face.
This was most noticeable during the 2020 election when the Boomertarians were upset that Vermin Supreme & Spike Cohen were running on the LP ticket and spreading joy to the youth. But since Boomertarians hate joy they drove Vermin & Spike supporters away from growing the party.
This was most noticeable during the 2020 election when the Boomertarians were upset that Vermin Supreme & Spike Cohen were running on the LP ticket and spreading joy to the youth. But since Boomertarians hate joy they drove Vermin & Spike supporters away from growing the party.
The Boomertarians are upset because Spike Cohen took his shirt off for a dad bod calendar to help raise money for the Libertarian Party, they sure are miserable human beings who hate fun.
by Libertarian Sports Nut May 27, 2020
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Get the Boomertang mug.Entertainment programs disguised as news to convince old people and their lead addled brains to vote against the interests of younger generations.
I set the parental controls on the TV so grandpa wouldn't be able to watch his boomertainment channels
by America is the bad place November 21, 2023
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