Definitions by Oohmang

Take a dumpling 

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

Take a dumpling by Oohmang May 11, 2015

Boomertang 

A woman who keeps coming back into a man's life despite his efforts to get rid of her.

Shelly is like a Boomertang, I dump her and she keeps coming back.

Boomertang by Oohmang December 7, 2014