Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 02, 2022

Goonad

Another term for 'gonad', or balls.

Goonad was actually used by batshit Colonel Custer in the film Little Big Man, in an amusing segment.

by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019

burns down

Euphemism for blazing a joint; partying hearty

She's chill; she burns down

by Thoringerveer August 04, 2021

firby

feeble, tired, senescent

I can't walk that far. I'm getting too oldand firby.

by Thoringerveer June 06, 2017

Prolly

This is a colloquial version of the word "probably", in common usage in the upper Midwest, especially those areas of Wisconsin whose populations were drawn from German-speaking immigrants like Milwaukee and Madison. Definitely predates Internet.

I'm prolly gonna get some cheese fries with that.

by Thoringerveer July 20, 2016

enroach

1. You mis-typed encroach and wound up here.
2. The act of doing the nasty with a dank doobie.

3. The reality of run-down student housing in Madison's Near East Side.

Definition 2. "I need to get enroached."
Definition 3. "Dude, this house is 150 years old and is totally enroached."

by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.

"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."

by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021