Definitions by Thoringerveer

Boobtable 

A boobtable is where a person attaches 2 bathroom plungers to their chest using the suction bulb, places a flat surface on top of the shafts, and then places objects on the flat surface.

He pulled the tablecloth off the boobtable without knocking over the glass

Boobtable by Thoringerveer October 5, 2023

Death Baguette 

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

Death Baguette by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.

"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."

Watermelon Sugar by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021

burns down

Euphemism for blazing a joint; partying hearty

She's chill; she burns down

burns down by Thoringerveer August 4, 2021

burns down

'burning down' is a euphemism for blazing a joint or more generally, partying hearty.

She's chill; she burns down

burns down by Thoringerveer August 4, 2021

Donkin 

Bad, inept, clunky, awkward, shitty. Somethng that somebody clueless thinks is cool but it isn't.

"That CD you dropped is donkin."
"Thanks, man!"
"Any time."

Donkin by Thoringerveer May 11, 2019

enroach 

1. You mis-typed encroach and wound up here.
2. The act of doing the nasty with a dank doobie.

3. The reality of run-down student housing in Madison's Near East Side.

Definition 2. "I need to get enroached."
Definition 3. "Dude, this house is 150 years old and is totally enroached."

enroach by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019