pull a cracker

Phrase used during the festive season to describe going out with a view to hooking up with an attractive person. Used during the festive season as it also describes pulling a festive cracker around the dining table.
The club was packed last night, it wasn't Christmas but I still managed to pull a cracker
by Joost911 September 04, 2010
Get the pull a cracker mug.

Bold

Used specifically in Ireland by a parents or teachers to denote when a child has behaved or is behaving badly.
Some chap in my class found an empty birds egg on the beach so carried it home carefully in the car, brought it into school and put it on display. Upon noticing it on display I took the initiative to strength test it and crushed it in my hand. He was very upset upon returning to the display to see it crushed and started crying. When the teacher found out I was denounced as a “bold, bold boy,” to my entire class.

In Ireland if something is fun, it's probably bold.
by Joost911 November 19, 2012
Get the Bold mug.

Documental

When you are assigned so many back to back documentation tasks at work (read, write, review, comment, update) that you start to go completely mental.
"What are you up to this week?"

"Documental. I've been writing specifications for the last 3 weeks straight and I'm going insane"
by Joost911 August 09, 2012
Get the Documental mug.

a bit of a ball ache

A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"
Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.
by Joost911 August 23, 2010
Get the a bit of a ball ache mug.

Did I fuck

House mate 1: "Did you take out the trash?"

House mate 2: "Did I fuck"

House mate 1: "For fuck sake"
by Joost911 May 17, 2011
Get the Did I fuck mug.

Harsh but fair

A statement or remark about someone or something which is severely negative but ultimately true.
Example 1:

Bro 1: That Kelly has a big fat arse.

Bro 2: Harsh but fair.

Example 2:

Bro 1: Pauls car is such a shit heap.

Bro 2: Harsh but fair
by Joost911 August 05, 2011
Get the Harsh but fair mug.

Jazz Towel

A towel used exclusively for cleaning up ejaculate.
No don't use that towel Kelly, that's the jazz towel
by Joost911 August 15, 2010
Get the Jazz Towel mug.