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Boeboner 

What conservative men get when they look at Lauren Boebert, a House of Representatives politician from Colorado. Some might say she is very attractive.
Jim: Did you see that speech by Lauren Boebert?
Hank: Yes, I couldn't pay attention, she gave me a Boeboner.
Boeboner by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021
Related Words
A boner on your boobs; when you have inch long nipples and get a nipple hard.
I forgot to wear my jock strap bra on that chilly and everybody could see my boobner.
Boobner by SuperSquirter69 October 27, 2010
an erection resulting from a successful play or an exceptional game by the Rangers centerfielder, Julio Borbon
Josh Lewin: "Julio just went deep to give the Rangers a two run lead. How does that make you feel, Tom?

Tom Grieve: "Well, look at my pants. All of Rangers nation and myself clearly have a huge Borboner after that bomb."
Borboner by psaladin July 8, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026