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Boeboner 

What conservative men get when they look at Lauren Boebert, a House of Representatives politician from Colorado. Some might say she is very attractive.
Jim: Did you see that speech by Lauren Boebert?
Hank: Yes, I couldn't pay attention, she gave me a Boeboner.
Boeboner by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021
Words you can keep
When a farely large penis cums all over the cleavage of a womans rack.
I gave her a booboner yesterday. It was hot.
Booboner by male4tales June 24, 2009
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One that is a tool, or that likes that pipe(8===D)
Has poor hygiene, and does not shower
That Beboner likes pipe
That Beboner smells like shit
Beboner by Rubbious Haggardâ„¢ January 24, 2009
One that is a tool, or that likes that pipe(8===D)
Has poor hygiene, and does not shower
That beboner smells like shit
That beboner like that pipe
Beboner by Rubbious Haggard 2 January 24, 2009
an erection resulting from a successful play or an exceptional game by the Rangers centerfielder, Julio Borbon
Josh Lewin: "Julio just went deep to give the Rangers a two run lead. How does that make you feel, Tom?

Tom Grieve: "Well, look at my pants. All of Rangers nation and myself clearly have a huge Borboner after that bomb."
Borboner by psaladin July 8, 2010

bebonered 

When a girl, intentionally or unintentionally, causes a nearby dude to acquire a boner. It usually happens accidentally when the girl assumes a position that either reveals skin or can be construed as sexual, such as bending over in a low-cut shirt and giving a guy a better view of her breasts, and/or reminding him of doggy style. This can also happen with other positions, sometimes assumed in gymnastics or other activities.

Chicks can also do a variety things intentionally to accomplish the same thing, anything from winking to straight up reaching down a dude's pants.

Also can describe the state of having a boner as a result of one of these occurences.
Courtney dropped some change and bent over to pick it up, giving me a view of her tits, and unwittingly bebonered me, so I sat down to conceal my erection and deal with it accordingly.

My girlfriend whispered in my ear that she was wet, and I became bebonered and remained in that state until after sex.
bebonered by gnar-bars May 29, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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