Boeboner

What conservative men get when they look at Lauren Boebert, a House of Representatives politician from Colorado. Some might say she is very attractive.

Jim: Did you see that speech by Lauren Boebert?
Hank: Yes, I couldn't pay attention, she gave me a Boeboner.

by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021

Booboner

When a farely large penis cums all over the cleavage of a womans rack.

I gave her a booboner yesterday. It was hot.

by male4tales June 24, 2009

Beboner

One that is a tool, or that likes that pipe(8===D)
Has poor hygiene, and does not shower

That Beboner likes pipe
That Beboner smells like shit

by Rubbious Haggard™ January 24, 2009

Beboner

One that is a tool, or that likes that pipe(8===D)
Has poor hygiene, and does not shower

That beboner smells like shit
That beboner like that pipe

by Rubbious Haggard 2 January 24, 2009

Borboner

an erection resulting from a successful play or an exceptional game by the Rangers centerfielder, Julio Borbon

Josh Lewin: "Julio just went deep to give the Rangers a two run lead. How does that make you feel, Tom?

Tom Grieve: "Well, look at my pants. All of Rangers nation and myself clearly have a huge Borboner after that bomb."

by psaladin July 8, 2010

bebonered

When a girl, intentionally or unintentionally, causes a nearby dude to acquire a boner. It usually happens accidentally when the girl assumes a position that either reveals skin or can be construed as sexual, such as bending over in a low-cut shirt and giving a guy a better view of her breasts, and/or reminding him of doggy style. This can also happen with other positions, sometimes assumed in gymnastics or other activities.

Chicks can also do a variety things intentionally to accomplish the same thing, anything from winking to straight up reaching down a dude's pants.

Also can describe the state of having a boner as a result of one of these occurences.

Courtney dropped some change and bent over to pick it up, giving me a view of her tits, and unwittingly bebonered me, so I sat down to conceal my erection and deal with it accordingly.

My girlfriend whispered in my ear that she was wet, and I became bebonered and remained in that state until after sex.

by gnar-bars May 29, 2009