The only UN
Secretary General to
serve only one term. Served before Kofi Annan.
He has, quite possibly, the coolest name ever name ever.
Top Ten Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-up Lines (Letterman):
10. Can I can I buy you a drink a drink?
9. The nations are united -- why not you and me?
8. I'm the man so nice they named me twice!
7. I'm so
depressed about the unstable world situation that I really
don't think I should spend tonight alone
6. You were fabulous in 'Basic Instinct,' Ms.
Stone
5. It must be fate -- you
don't have any boutroses, and I've got one to spare!
4. I have the complete
line of general foods international coffees back at my place
3. In your honor, I'm declaring 1994 the international year of the babe
2. Want to have sex, Madonna?
1. I've got a peacekeeping force in my pants