Boastrous

When one says something, whilst intending to make themselves appear better and perhaps richer by boasting about things, they are being boastrous

(Q) "Hey, can I borrow your car please?"
(A)"No sorry, this car costed me five million of the eight billion I have, I have such a good life"

A is being boastrous

by Thomas Delany April 11, 2017

Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.

Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.

by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

Boathouse

Eating ass or the place you go to get your ass ate.

"Carlos get that ass over here and let's boathouse!"
"Why is he so sweaty? Probably just went to boathouse"

by Yuh aye yuh ayeeee October 28, 2018

Boutrous Boutrous Ghali

The only UN Secretary General to serve only one term. Served before Kofi Annan.

He has, quite possibly, the coolest name ever name ever.

Top Ten Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-up Lines (Letterman):

10. Can I can I buy you a drink a drink?

9. The nations are united -- why not you and me?

8. I'm the man so nice they named me twice!

7. I'm so depressed about the unstable world situation that I really don't think I should spend tonight alone

6. You were fabulous in 'Basic Instinct,' Ms. Stone

5. It must be fate -- you don't have any boutroses, and I've got one to spare!

4. I have the complete line of general foods international coffees back at my place

3. In your honor, I'm declaring 1994 the international year of the babe

2. Want to have sex, Madonna?

1. I've got a peacekeeping force in my pants

by The Black Vegetable March 22, 2005

Botrous

Egyptian word derived from the ancient word bot-hous the slaves used at the time, roughly translating to Butt-Hole. This surname was given to the Egyptian slaves that carried a foul odor similar to that of a camel's "Butt-Hole". These "Butt-Hole's" were not asked by the slave masters to carry out any labor as to avoid the odor. This trait became desirable as one might imagine, and developed into a general laziness over several generations.

Watch as the lazy botrous reclines in it's natural habitat.

by Etymology PhD July 3, 2015

boisterous

loud, mischievous, rambunctious,

person 1" hey could you try to not be so boisterous?"

person 2" sorry"

by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007