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Boastrous 

When one says something, whilst intending to make themselves appear better and perhaps richer by boasting about things, they are being boastrous
(Q) "Hey, can I borrow your car please?"
(A)"No sorry, this car costed me five million of the eight billion I have, I have such a good life"

A is being boastrous
Boastrous by Thomas Delany April 11, 2017
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Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.
Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.
Bonetrousle by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

Boisterous bellend 

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.
That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

Boathouse 

Eating ass or the place you go to get your ass ate.
"Carlos get that ass over here and let's boathouse!"
"Why is he so sweaty? Probably just went to boathouse"
Boathouse by Yuh aye yuh ayeeee October 28, 2018

Boutrous Boutrous Ghali 

The only UN Secretary General to serve only one term. Served before Kofi Annan.

He has, quite possibly, the coolest name ever name ever.
Top Ten Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-up Lines (Letterman):

10. Can I can I buy you a drink a drink?

9. The nations are united -- why not you and me?

8. I'm the man so nice they named me twice!

7. I'm so depressed about the unstable world situation that I really don't think I should spend tonight alone

6. You were fabulous in 'Basic Instinct,' Ms. Stone

5. It must be fate -- you don't have any boutroses, and I've got one to spare!

4. I have the complete line of general foods international coffees back at my place

3. In your honor, I'm declaring 1994 the international year of the babe

2. Want to have sex, Madonna?

1. I've got a peacekeeping force in my pants
Egyptian word derived from the ancient word bot-hous the slaves used at the time, roughly translating to Butt-Hole. This surname was given to the Egyptian slaves that carried a foul odor similar to that of a camel's "Butt-Hole". These "Butt-Hole's" were not asked by the slave masters to carry out any labor as to avoid the odor. This trait became desirable as one might imagine, and developed into a general laziness over several generations.
Watch as the lazy botrous reclines in it's natural habitat.
Botrous by Etymology PhD July 3, 2015

boisterous 

person 1" hey could you try to not be so boisterous?"

person 2" sorry"
boisterous by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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