Bongral

When you do things you shouldn't

You gay bongral you should've used that med

Bongral by Choking Idiot July 7, 2021

Bongaloid 

A bongaloid is a very large penis.

Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.

Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015

Bongal 

Someone who has an abnormally large nose, and believes it is a gift from God.

Hayley: Dude, your nose is huge. You're such a Bongal.

Sarah: I know, I thank God everyday for my nose.

Bongal by Haylesbanana January 8, 2009

bongal 

To retroactively invent a meaning for a word to build some buzz for a lame project that is bound to fail. Astroturf roots promotion.

"Mr Gates wants a volunteer to bongal the Zune brandname on the Internet, so it looks like people say it when mean 'cool', any takers?"

bongal by DazFM December 3, 2009

Bongalong 

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."

"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"

Bongalong by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007

Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"

Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 11, 2023

Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

worship Bongalongis🙏🙏🤲🛐

Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 12, 2023