Bongino

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When a man presses his flared nostril to the tip of another man's erect penis and blows a booger into the urethra.

At first I wasn't sure I could trust Senator Ted Cruz to be a passionate lover. But when he offered to give me a Bongino my fears were alleviated.

Bongino by HemlockMoonwolf July 1, 2022

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Bongino

Child molesting homisexual

That bongino isn't allowed within 500 yards of a achool

Bongino by Deathtofa ists July 1, 2025

Related Words

Bongino • Bonginoed • bonginoing • Dan Bongino • Sweaty Bongino • bongin out • Bonging • Bonino • bongin • Bongiorno

Dan Bongino

When you are banging someone from behind and they involuntarily diahrrea themselves violently all over your abdomen and genitalia.

I was totally taking her from behind and right as I was about to finish she ended the night with a Dan Bongino and completely ruined my satin sheets.

Dan Bongino by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia June 21, 2021

Sweaty Bongino

When you have no choice but to take a dump in a blazing hot, unshaded porta potty at a music festival or other event.

Damn, there's no choice; I'm gonna have to take a Sweaty Bongino.

Sweaty Bongino by SomeDude32165814784 January 23, 2026

Bonginkosi

Bongi meaning thank
Nkosi meaning God

A bonginkosi Is always willing and able. Such a gentleman until a real vixen enters his presence

Bonginkosi are gifted in many areas. Especially downstairs. Some may think he has brown suspenders or a hairy brown belt on but in fact it's his tolly.

Bonginkosi has enough charisma to share with all weak minded men.

Shlong so long he has road burns on the head.

Thank God for bonginkosi and his brown belt

Guy one : I wonder where bongi got his belt
Guy two: that's no ordinary belt.. It's his extraordinary penis

Girl one : I'm struggling to find myself a willing man
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man?

Guy one: man, I can never get it right with the ladies
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man

Bonginkosi by Bammbammaroo September 9, 2021

Bonino

A slang word used to describe a creamy milk product such as yogurt. This term is popular in western Canada.

Moe indulged himself with some Bonino.

Mike loves his after workout Bonino.

Bonino by Jimmyx May 18, 2013

dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

dick bonging by _kris10 May 2, 2015

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026