Bongino

When a man presses his flared nostril to the tip of another man's erect penis and blows a booger into the urethra.

At first I wasn't sure I could trust Senator Ted Cruz to be a passionate lover. But when he offered to give me a Bongino my fears were alleviated.

by HemlockMoonwolf July 1, 2022

Bonginoed

(Adj referencing Dan Bongino invented by Joe Concha): energetic and passionate, the opposite of dopey and lethargic

I'm feeling so bonginoed right now

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

bonginoing

Sexually stimulating one’s self to pictures of Sean Hannity.

The punk propogandist was frequently found to be bonginoing himself while sipping camomile tea.

by Mobious442 December 3, 2018

Bonginoed

Referencing Dan Bongino
a) Energetic and passionate in terms of talking about your political and social convictions

b) the opposite of dopey and lethargic

I'm bonginoed definitions both a) and b) right now.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021

Dan Bongino

When you are banging someone from behind and they involuntarily diahrrea themselves violently all over your abdomen and genitalia.

I was totally taking her from behind and right as I was about to finish she ended the night with a Dan Bongino and completely ruined my satin sheets.

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia June 21, 2021

Bongino

Child molesting homisexual

That bongino isn't allowed within 500 yards of a achool

by Deathtofa ists July 1, 2025

Sweaty Bongino

When you have no choice but to take a dump in a blazing hot, unshaded porta potty at a music festival or other event.

Damn, there's no choice; I'm gonna have to take a Sweaty Bongino.

by SomeDude32165814784 January 23, 2026