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Bongdong 

Verb; To take a hit from a bong, and immediately suck a dong.
'Dude, she totally bongdonged me'
'What's bongdong?'
'You know when a chick takes a hit from the bong and blows you off'
'Oh, like what you're mother did to me last night?'
'Dude... why do you have to ruin it everytime?'
Bongdong by Dee$ February 5, 2009
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Bongdongaladole 

When you be feelin' sicker than sick.
Goobert: Yoooooo, duuuude, like, I'm feeling, like, Bongdongaladole righ' now. Ya know?

Shoobert: Whooooaaa bro, crazy.

Goobert: I knowwwww.

BongDonalds

The odours emanating from a small, enclosed, area where a bong has been smoked and McDonalds cuisine has been recently consumed. It is highly offensive and may induce vomitting upon smelling it. It is also difficult remove, may require Febreze or Ozonol.
Fuck! It smells like BongDonalds in here!
BongDonalds by DFocs March 3, 2011

Bongbong Marcos 

Tagilid ang nguso dahil sa cocaine. Inutil.
Ay pre ingat ka sa Ilocos madaming magnanakaw dun. Matik pag tabingi ang nguso na kamuka ni Kuya Wil si Bongbong Marcos yun.
Bongbong Marcos by Tipzzzz December 17, 2021

Bongbong Marcos 

Anak ng diktador na madaming uto-utong fans sa Camarines Norte, na mahilig sa fake news.
Ferdinand: Nakawan mo ang Pinas anak, walang magagawa ang mga yan kasi mga bobo ang mga Bongbong Marcos supporters.
Bongbong Marcos by Klong ning Bicol November 6, 2021
The feeling of comradery that arises from sharing a bong with a person or persons.
Danbo felt that the education he lost from ditching class and doing drugs was compensated for by the special bongding experiences he had with friends when doing so. Plus, he got lots of highdeas that never would have occurred to him in school. You can ask him about it yourself. He's a waiter at Denny's.
bongding by Circushead July 7, 2006

BongBong Marcos 

A degree-less Filipino politician that wants to regain power to his criminal family
Known to be a tax evader, a coward, a massive liar, a person who has no real achievements and a plan-less person devoted to "unity"
its sad to see people voting for BongBong Marcos considering he is a bad politician
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