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bonerhound 

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.
She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.
bonerhound by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

Bonerizing 

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.
That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing
Bonerizing by Julesfools February 25, 2010

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.
I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013
The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.
Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!
the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection
I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
bonering by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010