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bonercake

A response often used in a newly developed good situation, indicating pleasure in any way, not necessarily sexual. Can be thought of as something that would be pleasing to an already pleasing erection.
Dorothy: "After working on this problem for 20 minutes, we finally solved for the molar flow rate of benzene!"

Vito: "Bonercake."
by NovaChemE November 22, 2011
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Bonercast

Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners
Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast
by Adb1002 May 20, 2018
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The Bonercast

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.
"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"
by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016
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bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.
I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
by DeepTrout January 9, 2013
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bonemaker

Totally hot chick, as in a girl who looks so sexy she turns a soft flabby penis into a hard bone.
Former child-actress Kiersten Dunst in a wet-dress is a real Bonemaker.
by Steve-Oh November 19, 2004
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Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
by Seximess December 1, 2011
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Bonebraked

The changing of rules/objectives in the middle of a big paintball game to give the illusion of parity so that the losing side continues to play and shoot paint. IE: continue to spend money.

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We’ve destroyed the other team all weekend and now the final battle is worth more then the whole weekend of winning. Damn we getting Bonebraked
by The covefe September 21, 2019
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