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Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners
Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast
Bonercast by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

The Bonercast 

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.
"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.
I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013
Totally hot chick, as in a girl who looks so sexy she turns a soft flabby penis into a hard bone.
Former child-actress Kiersten Dunst in a wet-dress is a real Bonemaker.
bonemaker by Steve-Oh November 19, 2004
The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonebraked 

The changing of rules/objectives in the middle of a big paintball game to give the illusion of parity so that the losing side continues to play and shoot paint. IE: continue to spend money.

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We’ve destroyed the other team all weekend and now the final battle is worth more then the whole weekend of winning. Damn we getting Bonebraked
Bonebraked by The covefe September 21, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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