Bonism 

A cult/religion formed around slaying cannibals and then using their body parts to form a large area cornered off away from them and go on hunts and then eat them or use their body parts for shrines.

Person 1: "Wow have you seen that new religion!"
Person 2: "Yes bonism has really taken off."

Bonism by HappySquiddy November 28, 2019

dake-bonoism 

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

Boneism

An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"

That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?

Boneism by Boneism October 19, 2017

dake-bonoism 

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002

BoBism 

A Namibian religion focusing on the creation of the world by a single God who is a hybrid of the native animals.

Did you hear that Lasandra follows BoBism?

BoBism by Wubblu February 7, 2018

Bongsmith 

(n) One who is skilled in crafting bongs. Eg. The Hazlet Bongsmith.

I took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus. Let's go smoke some weed.

Bongsmith by Mitchass July 15, 2009

bonesmooch 

Yet another humorous term for a blowjob

"I'm going out with that girl again tonight, hopefully I'll get a little bonesmooch action."

bonesmooch by dwkramer January 19, 2007