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Bonism

A cult/religion formed around slaying cannibals and then using their body parts to form a large area cornered off away from them and go on hunts and then eat them or use their body parts for shrines.
Person 1: "Wow have you seen that new religion!"
Person 2: "Yes bonism has really taken off."
by HappySquiddy November 28, 2019
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dake-bonoism

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.
"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."
by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004
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Boneism

An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"
That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?
by Boneism October 19, 2017
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dake-bonoism

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.
That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!
by skip November 7, 2002
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BoBism

A Namibian religion focusing on the creation of the world by a single God who is a hybrid of the native animals.
Did you hear that Lasandra follows BoBism?
by Wubblu February 7, 2018
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Bongsmith

(n) One who is skilled in crafting bongs. Eg. The Hazlet Bongsmith.
I took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus. Let's go smoke some weed.
by Mitchass July 15, 2009
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bonesmooch

Yet another humorous term for a blowjob
"I'm going out with that girl again tonight, hopefully I'll get a little bonesmooch action."
by dwkramer January 19, 2007
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