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Boneamental 

(Bone-Ah-mental) An erection which serves no sexual purpose
His morning wood was alot like when he got wood wrestling his sister, it was just boneamental...
Boneamental by craBsnatcher May 1, 2011
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bonesman 

A member of Skull and Bones, a Yale-based secret society.
America and the world is run by Bonesmen, or so I've heard.
bonesman by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

bonement 

Noun. The moment when you realize that you should really have a condom on, but it feels to good to stop.
Sorry I knocked you up....It all happened in the bonement
bonement by Jpete77 December 9, 2019

Awkward bonement 

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."
Awkward bonement by Dalyena December 20, 2014

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026