bongism

The stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as Ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the Bongists.

Stoner#1: Dude

Stoner#2: Dude

Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man

Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly

Stoner#1: Whoa

by ThatSurferDude October 8, 2013

bangism

A religion where you tune out sex, dating , and any other distractions during the process of accomplishing a major goal

Ayo you cute let me get yo number. Nah bro that’s against my religion bangism

by Run_that_play December 20, 2020

Bongistan

Slang that originated from /pol/ that is used for Great Britain (mainly England) to emphasise the Muslim immigration. A mix of Britbong and *stan, which is a common suffix for Muslim ex-USSR countries.

Such is life in Bongistan

by Valcer February 1, 2016

dake-bonoism

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

Boneism

An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"

That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?

by Boneism October 19, 2017

dake-bonoism

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

by skip November 7, 2002

Bongsmith

(n) One who is skilled in crafting bongs. Eg. The Hazlet Bongsmith.

I took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus. Let's go smoke some weed.

by Mitchass July 15, 2009