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bonesman 

A member of Skull and Bones, a Yale-based secret society.
America and the world is run by Bonesmen, or so I've heard.
bonesman by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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bongsman 

A practitioner of the bong. One who has mastered the skill of loading the chamber with the optimal density of smoke prior to clearing the tube.
"Oh...phat toke Adam! You are truly a bongsman like no other. In fact, I think you may be the original bongsman. That was like magic."
bongsman by Adamsie April 24, 2007

bail bondsman 

at times your very best friend. one who always accepts collect calls from jail.

I need your booking number for the bail bondsman to get you out.
bail bondsman by purpaorchid March 3, 2009

Bonesanity 

When a boner drives you insane
guy 1- Man I saw jessica alba in Good luck chuck and i got a huge boner it was...
guy 2- bonesanity?
guy 1- you read my mind
Bonesanity by skadummy May 20, 2010

bonesmen 

a Secret society located on the grounds of yale university responsiblie for some the worlds most powerfull business men and politicians see illuminati
George Bush and George W Bush are Claimed by some to be bonesmen
bonesmen by Anonymous July 14, 2003
casual sex romance.
"hey, are you guys dating?"
"no, we're just having a bonemance."
Bonemance by D3thm0nk3y February 23, 2010
A person who seems genuine but is not. A person who lies about who they really are. A person that has ongoing problems with authority. A person who manipulates others, specifically under the age of 17. A person with a long wrap sheet.
It's best to be a person of good and accomplished than becoming a boneman.
boneman by Dolphin Sheman September 2, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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