Bolognster 

A person who is lying or "full of bologna"

Donald J. Trump was a definite bolognster when he said Mexico was going to pay for a wall on the Mexican-American border.

Bolognster by Donald J. Bolognster April 13, 2020

blonster 

A lady who appears a flaxen-haired beauty when viewed from behind, but when turns round is capable of frightening horses and small children.

Wow, mate, look at that bird over there with the gorgeous hair. I'm going to ask her for her number. (Lady turns around). Oh fuck it, she's a blonster. Mission abort!

blonster by jez1974 May 28, 2009

Boogster 

someone who thinks they are "the shit" or amazing when really they are no better if not less than others

Damn, that girl is a straight boogster.

Boogster by todd spence October 28, 2008

blogsterbation 

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)

Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

blogsterbation by ughallthegoodnamesaretaken May 27, 2010

boogaster 

noun (boo-gah-stir)
1. a life event during which a person unwittingly displays nasal drainage between the nose and upper lip.

2. slang for any faux pas, especially in a social situation.

1. Umm, sweetie, you're having a bit of a boogaster at the moment.
2. Did you hear that speech last night; talk about a boogaster!

boogaster by entropicallyinclined March 21, 2016

Bolognerd 

Smoking copious amounts of marijuana. Until you lay as if your body was transformed into a Bologna slice.

Matthew Perry was Stoney Bologny. He ate everything, now he is bolognerd over on the couch.

Bolognerd by Stoney Bologny December 18, 2009