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Bolognerd 

Smoking copious amounts of marijuana. Until you lay as if your body was transformed into a Bologna slice.
Matthew Perry was Stoney Bologny. He ate everything, now he is bolognerd over on the couch.
Bolognerd by Stoney Bologny December 18, 2009
Words you can keep

bologne pony 

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.
oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby
bologne pony by shaft March 19, 2003

Boogerdash 

1 Any activity that you don't want to go to or be apart of

2 A woman's mind game to trick her mate
My girlfriend asked me to go to her yoga class. "Man I'm not going to that Boogerdash with all those skinny broads!"

Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"
Boogerdash by fedup husband December 14, 2013

Dingleberry Bolognese 

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

Boogerdamus

Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!
"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."
Boogerdamus by Heather Megan April 8, 2008
Someone with BO (body odor) covering it with cologne.
Gross, that person totally smells BOlogne!
BOlogne by NYCtoSM October 22, 2010

BOLOGNESE THOT 

The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).
"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".
BOLOGNESE THOT by Wakisaki December 14, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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