Bolognerd
Smoking copious amounts of marijuana. Until you lay as if your body was transformed into a Bologna slice.
Bolognerd by Stoney Bologny December 18, 2009
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bologne pony
bologne pony by shaft March 19, 2003
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Bolognerd • bolognese • BOlogne • balogned • bognerd • Bolognarista • Bologne lick • bologneo • bologne pony • Bolognese foot
Boogerdash
My girlfriend asked me to go to her yoga class. "Man I'm not going to that Boogerdash with all those skinny broads!"
Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"
Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"
Boogerdash by fedup husband December 14, 2013
Dingleberry Bolognese
It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.
Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"
Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"
Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"
Dingleberry Bolognese by Nivea_dingleberry scented January 25, 2020
Boogerdamus
Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!
"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."
Boogerdamus by Heather Megan April 8, 2008
BOLOGNESE THOT
The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).
BOLOGNESE THOT by Wakisaki December 14, 2017
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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