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bologne pony 

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.
oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby
bologne pony by shaft March 19, 2003

Boogerdash 

1 Any activity that you don't want to go to or be apart of

2 A woman's mind game to trick her mate
My girlfriend asked me to go to her yoga class. "Man I'm not going to that Boogerdash with all those skinny broads!"

Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"
Boogerdash by fedup husband December 14, 2013

Dingleberry Bolognese 

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

Boogerdamus

Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!
"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."
Boogerdamus by Heather Megan April 8, 2008
Someone with BO (body odor) covering it with cologne.
Gross, that person totally smells BOlogne!
BOlogne by NYCtoSM October 22, 2010

BOLOGNESE THOT 

The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).
"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".
BOLOGNESE THOT by Wakisaki December 14, 2017