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Verb
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.

Noun

A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.
Jared boinked the ball during the concert and fell on his butt. Ball 1 Jared 0

Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!

Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto
Boink! by Noele6277 October 11, 2012
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A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.
Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.
boink by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003
1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces
i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink
boink by bob smith June 3, 2004
verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate
Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.

Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.
boink by cybercownow October 2, 2005
The old American equivalent to "shag."
Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.
boink by Adam May 7, 2004
Can Be a 1.)Sound Effect Or 2.)a verb ( I learned this in English)
1.)Bouncing noise...
2.) Used to Describe having sex, in a less awkward way
1.) It Boinked off the side of the wall and hit her in the face
2.) You can't just Go around Boinking Whoever you want!?!
boink by Jordan m.d. November 22, 2003
to engage in sex
boink by Sam Ross November 18, 2006