Boink!

Verb
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.

Noun

A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.

Jared boinked the ball during the concert and fell on his butt. Ball 1 Jared 0

Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!

Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto

by Noele6277 October 11, 2012

boink

A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.

Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

boink

1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces

i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink

by bob smith June 3, 2004

boink

verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate

Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.

Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.

by cybercownow October 2, 2005

boink

The old American equivalent to "shag."

Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.

by Adam May 7, 2004

boink

Can Be a 1.)Sound Effect Or 2.)a verb ( I learned this in English)
1.)Bouncing noise...
2.) Used to Describe having sex, in a less awkward way

1.) It Boinked off the side of the wall and hit her in the face
2.) You can't just Go around Boinking Whoever you want!?!

by Jordan m.d. November 22, 2003

boink

to engage in sex

I boinked some one

by Sam Ross November 18, 2006